420 ftw
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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