Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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