i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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