What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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