So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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