So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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