My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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