ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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