dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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