god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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