why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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