He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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