i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I intend to get homeless drunk
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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