I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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