Are we in a gay sports bar?
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
You ruined the universe
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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