So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Your cock deserves a montage
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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