Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Randomize
