You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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