A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Life is so much better after having sex.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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