So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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