were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize
