He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Randomize