we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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