weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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