Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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