Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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