omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Randomize