we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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