You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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