Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Randomize
