I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
smell my finger.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
He better not be in your backpack
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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