jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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