Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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