id be glad to
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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