Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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