so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
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