Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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