Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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