Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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