You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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