i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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