so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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