where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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