I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
