I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
vagina is talking i cant
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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