Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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