I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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