You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
