I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
be right there i have to get my cape
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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