you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Well I just put wine in my tea
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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