You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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