What a fucking waste of an outfit
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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