STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
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