why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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