Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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