Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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