Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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