Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
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