There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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